10 Ways to Offend Us From A Speeding Car

Some of you may recall my run-in with the local p-platers recently, well last night I had a taste of it  Sydney-style.

It happened when Mrs Woog, of Woogsworld fame, Profanity Jane, Jen and I were minding our own businesses walking back from the Judith Lucy show.

Suddenly a car sped by us and one of the occupants yelled: "Lesos!"

Seriously, lesos. That was the best they had.

I assume they were trying to offend us but lesbian does not really cut it.

Which got Mrs Woog and I to talking. And to thinking. And this is what we came up with.

10 ways to really offend us from a speeding motor car.

1. "Look! Rapidly diminishing fertility!"
2. "Look! VPL!"
3. "That one looks like Warwick Capper from the back."
4. "Get home to your children, bitches."
5. "Is that GASP?"
6. "It's past pensioner hour at the club, get home, oldies."
7. "The Nursing home is that way."
8."Have you called Jenny yet?"
9. "There will be no carbon tax under the Government I lead."
10. "What's Woogsworld?

So everyone, lock up your hooning sons because we are ready to take them on in the battle of the insult. And as I have said before beauty is fleeting; rat cunning is forever.

What is your favorite hoon insult?